I have to do laundry but I’m at that point of sleep deprivation where if I don’t go to bed right now I’m going to cry, like I felt like that all day so I need to sleep goodnight guys i might be away for a few days
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Thii2 ii2 the troll poliice! You have the riight to- … God dammiit Terezii not agaiin!
(We had to make this gif into two parts, because of stupid tumblr size limits. If you want to see the gif whole, just click here!)
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between